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Dear Diary, Vodka Made Me Do It

Darts and Drama... That's What Foley's Does Best

"You only find a few people in this world, a few people who will tell you they love you and mean it with all their heart. Don't forget those people who stood by you through it all, the special few that were there for you till the end."

For those of you that were at Foley's last night, this blog post won't come as a surprise to you. If you weren't, there is a very important lesson to be learned: 
Never make enemies of your friends and then return to a place you aren't welcome in anymore. 
Awkwardness, uncomfortableness, embarrassment and blogging will ensue.

Low and behold, on the first night that the summer dart league kicked off at Foley's, who should saunter in but Half Shot himself. 

Playing for the other team.

Shrubs locked her ball and chain onto Half Shot last season and wouldn't allow him to play for the Foley's Dart team because, well... it's us. 
Now that she's found another boy toy, she's allowing him out of the house on Tuesday nights to play for another team. Any team.  As long as it's not Foley's. 

A sad shell of the person he once was, Half Shot couldn't even muster the courage to order a water or come up with a plausible excuse as to why he was playing for an opposing team or why he still fears bushes. 

2 comments:

Pixie Dust said...

What a lovely blog!

If you get the time, I'd be very happy if you checked out my blog - I think you will really like it :))
I hope you have a wonderful day and I can't wait to hear from you! :))
<3

kirstyb said...

lovely post x

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