"I'd never lie to you unless I had to"

Before Golden Tee and Kapowski come knocking down my door, steal my computer and start blogging themselves, I found some time to sit down and catch up on this little thing I call my blog.

It's been a stressful few weeks between starting my new travel writing career and getting ready for the wedding in October. I've been fighting the Momzilla to make the wedding as simple and as easy as possible, but it's taken a strain on our relationship and before I teetered on the edge of going completely crazy- I went out for a couple cocktails. Or ten.

But here's how I've balanced my new work load:

because you know the ol' saying:

all work and no play can make one very dull bartender.

...Or something like that.

(yes... that is a penis. and yes... it's part of a lamp stand)